Category: jokes
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Literacy Jokes Update With 8 More Memorable Masterpieces
Literacy Jokes Update – 8 More Memorable Masterpieces. We’re a sad lot generally… I mean us literacy types more so than the numeracy types. Literacy experts are not funny when it comes to jokes
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Irish maths test – Numeracy Joke from one of our NCALNE (Voc) students
A Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.” “Without numbers?” The Irishman says? “Dat is easy.” And proceeds to draw three trees. “What’s this?” the boss asks. “Have you…
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The Batman equation – Nice try math, nice try
Further proof that literacy and numeracy (well… numeracy) give you superpowers. Original here… I think.
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Jokes on Literacy Specialists…
I think I posted these on twitter already, but for the record: What’s the difference between a literacy specialist and a large Pizza? Answer: A large pizza will feed a family of four… Drum roll and cymbal crash please. How many literacy specialists does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: Just one… as long…
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Literacy Numeracy Joke Update 18 February 2013
This longstanding work that we’ve been doing with the Department of Corrections, to teach some of what we know about embedded literacy and numeracy to prison trainers and instructors, has confirmed something that I’ve always known… something that resonates with my background in teaching writing and grammar: It all comes down to sentence planning… [You…
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Literacy Jokes Update February 2013
Ok… first day of training today for the year with our literacy and numeracy professional development course. We’re over in Whakatane with a group of trades and vocational training tutors from several private training providers. They’re quite a funny bunch… picked up a couple of new jokes from them for my (eventual) literacy numeracy stand…