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A Public Service Announcement Regarding Cat bites

zombie cat

According to various sources who should know, such as the nurse and doctor I spoke to this morning, the only bite worse than a cat bite is a human bite.

So… as a general public service announcement and my first blog post of 2016 I thought I should offer the following advice and aphorism:

Please refer to the picture above for a description of the were-cat trapped in my garage this morning.

This may or may not be the same vicious beast that cruelly bit my wife a week ago.

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