I think I posted these on twitter already, but for the record:
What’s the difference between a literacy specialist and a large Pizza?
Answer: A large pizza will feed a family of four…
Drum roll and cymbal crash please.
How many literacy specialists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Just one… as long as the trades tutor is holding the ladder…
Or this one:
How many literacy specialists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Actually none… the trades tutor does it… with his left hand…
Tiddy boom…! you can groan in the comments below.